‘Plip plop plip plop plip plop… plink!’

A dissatisfied customer stands over me, glowering.

Winner's Curse: when a prize is won at too great of a cost.

I am called to shame.

I heard on one of them crime shows...

He didn’t do it.

The grey squirrels started shrieking...

You’re reading it the wrong way...

As she struts out on stage in her epic pumps...

I think god might have a problem with boundaries.

She was stockinged in a most unusual way...

When grandma would take the mail, I would have to go up and stay with Uncle Dan.

Thank you for your time...

A mirror without a reflection.

Dust covers your face.

She sees it again on a peak two thousand feet above the sea, kneeled before her.

It was kind of eerie.

to what I need to know and this is it.

We lie on the grass, I'm bleeding so you use me for bait.

I have a strange relationship with my tits.