Señor Quispe's Predicament and the Imperfection of Contentment
‘Plip plop plip plop plip plop… plink!’
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Hearth & Coffin Staff
- Mar 28, 2022
- 3 min
Explanation of Benefits
A dissatisfied customer stands over me, glowering.
Hearth & Coffin Staff
- Mar 28, 2022
- 10 min
Winner's Curse
Winner's Curse: when a prize is won at too great of a cost.
Hearth & Coffin Staff
- Mar 28, 2022
- 2 min
The Calling
I am called to shame.
Hearth & Coffin Staff
- Mar 28, 2022
- 2 min
Tastes Killer
I heard on one of them crime shows...
Hearth & Coffin Staff
- Mar 28, 2022
- 6 min
My Only Swerving
He didn’t do it.
Hearth & Coffin Staff
- Mar 28, 2022
- 2 min
The Greys
The grey squirrels started shrieking...
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- Mar 28, 2022
- 1 min
Past Lives
You’re reading it the wrong way...
Hearth & Coffin Staff
- Mar 28, 2022
- 2 min
Miss Merry Sexton Regales the Dead Ringers
As she struts out on stage in her epic pumps...
Hearth & Coffin Staff
- Mar 28, 2022
- 1 min
An atheist’s day off
I think god might have a problem with boundaries.
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- Mar 28, 2022
- 1 min
Birth of Venus
She was stockinged in a most unusual way...
Hearth & Coffin Staff
- Mar 28, 2022
- 7 min
Loran Kyle
When grandma would take the mail, I would have to go up and stay with Uncle Dan.
Hearth & Coffin Staff
- Mar 28, 2022
- 1 min
Maybe Another Spell Might
Thank you for your time...
Hearth & Coffin Staff
- Mar 28, 2022
- 1 min
[untitled 1]
A mirror without a reflection.
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- Mar 28, 2022
- 1 min
[untitled 2]
Dust covers your face.
Hearth & Coffin Staff
- Mar 28, 2022
- 1 min
Hand
She sees it again on a peak two thousand feet above the sea, kneeled before her.
Hearth & Coffin Staff
- Mar 28, 2022
- 10 min
Waiting for Midnight and Beyond
It was kind of eerie.
Hearth & Coffin Staff
- Mar 28, 2022
- 1 min
There is a limit
to what I need to know and this is it.
Hearth & Coffin Staff
- Mar 28, 2022
- 1 min
The Mythology of Hunting
We lie on the grass, I'm bleeding so you use me for bait.
Hearth & Coffin Staff
- Mar 28, 2022
- 3 min
Funbags
I have a strange relationship with my tits.
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