We both got around three hundred thousand each, once the lawyers were done.

Next card: Five of Swords, Venus in Aquarius.

As you read this information, nestled as it is in your unending stream of facts to absorb and warnings to forget...

I felt safe going to his house. It was our third date, after all.

The backyard dirt shows where the moon is buried

When spirit moves me, the briquettes sustain no other smolder than the burn rising from my ashes

can I buy you a drink

I cuddled up to fat, big-assed women, turning into an elated, trembling brat-substitute.

Curious Curios sells nothing but garbage said to be invaluable proof of cryptids.

Three years ago, I woke up on the Q train in New York City, on the Manhattan Bridge going to Brooklyn.

One day I woke up to a torrential rainstorm...

Death, like a popsicle -- cold and strangely sweet.

An awakening to dawn mist on the water

Do not pluck a pimple before it is ripe

The siren rips its way along the dark cloth.

“Excuse me - mind if I sit here?”

Start with a turgid red candle from a wiccan enchantment store.

In the absence of haze, you exist in multitudes of timelines.

I straighten my bowtie, brush lint from my favorite seersucker suit, and coo into Ms. Velasquez’s boudoir mirror.

When an inflatable Tiki-bar washed up off the coast of Tigertail Beach, Marco Island, researchers studied its sole occupant.