Some people die and go to Hell, where they
By Gale Acuff
probably belong, who am I to judge
God Almighty but one of those people,
ha ha, but at Sunday School they say all
folks have to line up in Heaven to get
their souls judged and only a few rate
staying though my teacher doesn't know how
many exactly that would be but lots
fewer than will burn and burn forever
in Hell so after Sunday School today
I told her that when I die I'll make it
as tough on God as He's made it on me
or maybe that's will have made it on me,
I can't seem to stop sinning any way.
I'll die half-and-half and that's just perfect.
Gale Acuff has had hundreds of poems published in a dozen countries and has authored three books of poetry. He has taught tertiary English courses in the US, PR China, and Palestine.